John Mayer Desperate To Win Aniston Back
Rocker John Mayer is trying to win back ex-girlfriend Jennifer Aniston. He has been sending her sappy texts, as well as picture messages of his balls and taint. Mayer, who had broken up with Aniston...
View ArticleDon’t Get Drunk with John Mayer
MTV star Rob Dyrdek got so drunk with John Mayer on Saturday, that he had to go to the hospital to get his stomach pumped. Whether his stomach was full of semen is uncertain, but I think we all know...
View ArticleCelebs Respond to Perez Getting Punched
There have been a few celebrity responses to the whole Perez Hilton getting punched incident. It is not surprising that celebrities are being sassy towards the noted sodomite and celebrity blogger. No...
View ArticleJohn Mayer Plans Kinky Sex With Taylor Swift
Singer, song writer, and cocksman John Mayer has made quite a name for himself turning famously innocent female celebrities into dirty little sex pots. He allegedly introduced the joys of anal love...
View ArticleJohn Mayer’s Penis Is A Racist
John Mayer’s penis is at the center of a major controversy. When asked if he’d ever get with a black woman during a recent interview with Playboy magazine the singer revealed that, “I don’t think I...
View ArticleTaylor Swift Attacks John Mayer Over Kinky Sex
A few months ago we broke the story that John Mayer was planning on having kinky sex with Taylor Swift. Well it looks as though we were right. John Mayer did all sorts of unspeakable acts to Taylor...
View ArticleCelebrity Mashup Videos
Unfortunately not all Jihad operations can be as successful in their devastation as 9/11 or the picking up of “Keeping Up With The Kardashians” for an 8th season. For example when I paid an Albanian...
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